Alright folks, something needs to be done before we see anymore of this:
John Beatty is the co-founder of Clover and is obviously trying out the competition. At the moment, he's not impressed.
Bitcoin.org should point to a more user-friendly client, like MultiBit or Electrum, until the blockchain download requirement is removed from the Satoshi client. The Satoshi client should be recommended to "advanced" users only.