B - Bitcoin Advocate
Z - Bitcoin Hater
B: Hey Z, have you heard of Bitcoin? It's going to change the world!
Z: Yes B, I've heard of Bitcoin, and I read that it's only useful for buying drugs.
B: But people buy drugs with cash all the time, yet no one says anything bad about cash.
Z: But Bitcoin makes it even easier to buy drugs.
Z: Bitcoin makes it easier!
Z: I said Bitcoin makes it easier!!!
B: That's right! Bitcoin makes it easier... to buy anything!